Mugwort, I think you failed to recognise the importance of ritualistic prayer on planes. A plane full of Sufis --"The Whirling Dervishes" --might cause some confusion among passengers, but flight attendants are schooled in the various religious activities which are likely to occur on flights. I'm surprised that alcohol is still offered in-flight, because one could conceivably 'tank up' then light a match to their inhale, thus spewing lung-age all over. THAT would certainly make America surrender. Surrender WHAT and TO WHOM is the real conspiracy, which, again, you failed to acknowledge.
WHERE'S JIMMY HOFFA?
(To the tune "Mexican Hat Dance)
by r. andrew stokes 1/8/10
OH...They claimed to have seen Jimmy Hoffa
In Uganda and Eastern Mustafa.
But the theory that I'd Like to offah:
Is that Jimmy sells novelty hats.
As the tourists take pictures of actions
Of events at the tourist attractions,
There are few who take people's reactions
When they see Jimmy's novelty hats.
He sells hats that have fingers and arrows,
He sells hats that Republicans don.
here is one that sports green chirping sparrows
with farrows...
The list it just goes on and on!
With his entrepreneurial intentions,
He makes bundles at Nazi conventions.
And the hats with the phallic extentions
Keep ol' Jimmy in comfortable black.
When you buy a new hat for its squalar,
and because it cost only a dollar,
Fifty cents stacks up just that much taller
For Jimmy, the vendor of hats.
There are hats that state where you are standing,
There are hats for just shooting the breeze.
Teamster Union hats are not withstanding
demanding
'cause Jimmy sells several of these!
If you're ever in tourist trap places,
milling 'round with the rest of the faces,
Note the guy whose stand often embraces
Jimmy Hoffa's notorious hats.
Now I know that they say that he's fish food,
Or maybe a goal post at best.
But I'm telling you, straight out,
He's getting debate out
and making a buck off the West.
I can't prove that the guy in Mustafa
Is the mysterious man, Jimmy Hoffa.
But why else would somebody offah
Hats with persona ?
A dangling Madonna?
A snapping pirhana?
A George Bush "I wanna"?
Attacks on red Democrats?
It's just Jimmy's new novelty hats.
Ole'!
